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Post by Ukulele Pichu on Jul 17, 2013 16:10:28 GMT
"Hey Meloetta," asked Shaymin as he flew over. "What you doing?"
"Oh Shaymin, are you still doing an impression of Tails?" Meloetta asked. "I'm just cooking dinner for everyone."
"Where's that Clione guy or whatever his name is?"
"Oh, you mean Phione? He's upstairs with Celebi and Mesprit." Shaymin flew off through the corridor and into a room upstairs. There he saw Celebi and Mesprit at a computer.
"...now I'm glad that I created emotions! You are the BEST, B-E-S-T storyteller ever! This is HILARIOUS, Celebi!" Shaymin flew over.
"What you doing?" He asked for the second time.
"Damnit Shaymin, why are you always so damn nosy and noisy?!" Celebi asked. "Can't you see that I'm writing?!" Phione had kicked back on the couch behind the two.
"She's scaring the living crap out of the humans! It's way too funny!" Phione said before breaking out into a laugh.
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Post by Ukulele Pichu on Jul 17, 2013 17:20:23 GMT
"She's pretending to be a human from the future that knows a guy with a mask stuck on his face, and if that guy screams loudly, a giant moon with come down and crash into the planet, obliterating everyone and everything on it in the process! A small guy was transformed into a Belossom, but he can't turn back, and when he's turned back into normal, he carries a mask that looks like a Belossom, and when he puts it on..."
"MESPRIT, STOP BLABBERING ON ABOUT MY FREAKING STORY!!" Celebi snapped. "HE GETS IT! GO USE ABSORB ON YOUR BOYFRIEND AZELF!!"
"I don't have absorb! And he's NOT my boyfriend!!"
"THUNDERBOLT THEN! GO THUNDERBOLT ON AZELF!!"
"Hey dudes and dudettes!" Said Giratina as she popped her head around the doorframe. "Wazzap?!" Mesprit opened her mouth to speak, but Celebi used Psychic on her mouth. "Writing about a game, huh?"
"N-no, I'm not writing about a game! I'm pretending to be from the future."
"She's scaring humans like when they kill shinies!" Phione called over.
"I CAN'T WRITE MY STORY!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DS GAMES, WOULD YOU ALL GO AWAY?! Like, NOW?!" Everyone but Celebi flew out the room.
"Hey Phione, let's go get some burgers, huh?" Shaymin asked.
"Aww yeah! That'd be the best thing ever! Thanks, bro!" said Phione as he zoomed off ahead.
"Hold on! Come back here!" Just as quick as he zipped off, he whipped back. "Get in the side seat." Shaymin sat on a large motorbike, whilst Phione sat in a seat next to it. "You ready to have some fun?!"
"Yeah, 'course I am, dude!"
"Get ready for a wild ride!!" In a flash the motorbike zoomed off past Crescelia and Latias, who had just been to the mall.
"Was that Shaymin?!" Asked Latias as she dropped her bags from the shock.
"I think he's taking Phione somewhere again like the weird thing he is," Crescelia replied.
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Post by Ukulele Pichu on Jul 17, 2013 17:47:59 GMT
Meanwhile, Keldeo was outside of Lugia's room. "Come on, calm down Keldeo, just calm down. All you have to do is ask him out. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Oh, who am I kidding, EVERYTHING'S going to go wrong..." Keldeo knocked on the door. It opened, and Lugia came out. "Oh, hi Keldeo!" He said cheerfully. "Why are you here?" "Um, well, you see..." The Pokémon's cheeks turned pink as it blushed. "C-can you... G-g..." "Huh? What's that? I can't hear you." "CAN YOU, OR WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!" "W-what?! I'm not--" "I'M REALLY A GIRL!! Please go out with me, PLEASE!!" "B-but you're supposed to be the Colt Pokém--" "PLEAAAASEEEEEEE!! I'll kill Ho-Oh for you if you do go out with me!!" "But she's my fr--" "JUST GO OUT WITH MEH." "Ok, I'll go out with you then!"
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Post by Ukulele Pichu on Jul 17, 2013 20:51:32 GMT
In the main room at the very top and at the very end of the Hall of Origin, Arceus seemed to having trouble writing his story.
"...as the woman was hit on the head, she leaped onto the table and fell down... No, that's--"
"ARCEUS!!" Shouted a Mew as she flew in. She had fingerless red gloves on, a red bandana on which covered up hair similar to May's, and a red, waist shirt which had a yellow strip at the top and bottom. Sticking out from above that top was her fluffy fur, and her eyes were an emerald green. "What the Distortion World are you doing?"
"What does it look like? Be thankful you're not a mortal, otherwise I would have killed you when I had the chance."
"I heard that Keldeo asked Lugia out!"
"What the heck?! I didn't know he was gay..."
"Keldeo is really a GIRL."
"How do you know that?"
"Lugia told me that she told him that she's a girl. By the way, you seen Palkia and Dialga anywhere?"
"I think they're at the Log In again."
"Mkay, thanks!" Mew flew out the Hall of Origin and went over to a log larger than two houses. There was a large slope that went down to a door. Next to the door was a sign that said 'LOG IN'. Although outside it seemed like what might have been a hotel, inside it was actually a high tech room with a dance floor, a disco ball, seats, a PC and a restaurant. Through a door near the back of the room was a large, seemingly empty room, but Pokemon weren't meant to go through that way. Sure enough, in the middle of the room, was Palkia and Dialga.
"IF I PARTY ANY HARDER, I THINK I'D GO PRIMAL AGAIN!!" Dialga screeched over the extremely loud music playing.
" I CAN'T STOP THOUGH, MAN!!" Screeched Palkia. Mew went over to the jukebox and pressed a button. The music stopped with a screech. "Aww, why'd you crash our party, man?"
"Because I have a job for you!!" Mew replied. "We've got acting to do, an' we need to do it!"
"Do what?"
"Ya Mum."
"Really?"
"Psych!"
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